REVIEW: Goldilocks and the Three Bears at the Mayflower Theatre, Southampton

When you produce a show built around star names and their past performances to attract the crowd, you are left with some difficulty when that star is indisposed and can’t appear leaving a gaping void that is hard for even the best understudy to fill. So, when the Count Ramsey of Erinsborough walked on stage in the opening scene to speak his opening lines in an Australian accent there was a gasp of disappointment as 2000 people immediately realised that Jason Donovan had succumbed to the cold, he had highlighted on a recent TV interview. James-Lee Harris filled those shows well but without Donavan’s stage presence and interaction with the rest of the cast it did feel a bit flat. To make matters worse this title is short on story, as the Dame remarked when another bit of pantomime business was over, “get back to the plot, thin as it is”. 

So, it is left to Richard Cadell to entertain the audience in his own variety show dressed as Joey the clown. He is a curious mixture of “handler” of the glove puppets Sooty, Sweep and Soo, Magician and illusionist with his assistant Sarah Jane Lowe and old-fashioned comedy stooge. His Trunk of truth and Chapel Bell's routines that focus attention on his private parts would have embarrassed Soo if she had appeared. His routines with Sooty and Sweep (who of course don’t speak) are a little lost on the enormous Mayflower stage but at least the good old water pistols were used to comic effect by Sweep as he cried all over the front rows! He interacted well with the audience and the Dame, Adam Strong, in the chat-up routine but was at his best with two young children in the songsheet treading brilliantly the balance between getting laughs and upsetting the young kids. When he asked the young boy the easy question “What do you find in a CHEESE sandwich” and the lad replied “Pickle” it deservedly got the biggest laugh of the night.

REVIEW: Goldilocks and the Three Bears at the Richmond Theatre

Billed as the Greatest Panto on Earth the Richmond theatre pantomime may be overselling itself, but it is certainly a very good-looking show with a strong cast and fast-paced comedy and variety acts, but is it a pantomime at all? Of course, it has the love story of the principal boy and principal girl, it has a larger-than-life Dame and a nasty villain who we love to boo and plenty of traditional pantomime business. In fact, it has a long history as a pantomime starting in 1853 at the Haymarket in London and the 1939 Oldham Coliseum production featured travelling showmen and acrobats which finally became the two rival circuses in the 1980s. Of course, the live bears of the 1950s are long gone, and this Richmond production is based on The Palladium spectacle of 2019, and it sits very well on the beautiful Richmond stage. 

There may not be the space on the stage for the bigger stunts of the Palladium, but the show is well cast with plenty to catch the eye of both younger and older audience members. The animals are borrowed costumes from the Palladium with a giant Gorilla, dancing zebras, a pirouetting hippopotamus, giraffes, lions, a kangaroo, and an elephant reminding us of those days when circuses were full of animals in the last century. The variety acts are first class with an excellent juggler Gordon Marquez with a slick 3 and 5 clubs, balls and hats juggling act presented in a spectacular light show and Phil Hitchcock as Mysterioso, a wonderful sleight of hand magician with a lovely twist to the doves in a cage trick. Then Matt Baker, as Joey the clown, reminds us of his gymnastic background with unicycle, juggling and walking the tightrope to close Act 1. Indeed, he throws himself into every bit of business with great gusto and relish and creates a delightfully likeable character.

REVIEW: Goldilocks and the Three Bears at the Birmingham Hippodrome

As the end of January approached the 2021/22 Pantomime season draws to a close and Producers across the UK reflect on the extraordinary challenges, they have faced in making sure the “show must go on”. Changing Government regulations, audiences’ reluctance to go to theatre with a mask on and some worried about going if others don’t wear them, and of course Covid hitting cast and crew requiring understudies to step up to fill the gaps or rapid reblocking or rehearsing replacements. It will be a season that they don’t forget, and we hope the financial implications of cancelled shows will not hit regional theatre in a terminal way.

Birmingham Hippodrome’s Goldilocks and the Three bears did not escape these challenges. Traditionally one of the last to open on 18th December and one of last to close, in its final week to its last performances on 30th January it looked like a full cast and ensemble. Jonny Mac had been brought in from Scotland to cover for Matt Slack early in the run and at times many of the Ensemble were off, so we were lucky to see the show as intended on free Newspaper promotional tickets. Indeed, it was unusual to see so many seats in this wonderful venue empty suggesting it too has seen tickets sales hit, with the Programme cost cut from £5 to £2 to clear stocks another sign of lower sales than usual.