Please note, this article is merely light-hearted entertainment. We respect and adore all the performers and shows involved in this and hope that it is viewed in the same way.
When your co-star's smelly costume gets out of hand and that magic spray can only do so much.
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| 2018 School of Rock cast |
When they make you dance with the children.
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| West End Revival of Annie, 2017 |
When your co-stars are indulging in the onstage kiss a bit too much.
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| Original West End cast of 9 to 5 |
When you gotta hide because you know the Dance Captain is coming for you after they noted the show.
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| Touring cast of Matilda, 2018 |
When you find out the Half Term show schedule.
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| 2018 cast of The Comedy About a Bank Robbery |
When you're really a bass/baritone but they put you on the tenor line.
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| London cast of Mamma Mia, 2019 |
When you realise that in-between show Dominos was probably not a good idea
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| Original West End cast of Waitress |
When the fangirls on the front row keep screaming every time *that* person comes on stage.
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| 2019 touring cast of Motown |
When you're on for your emergency track and the costume they've put you in is way too tight.
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| Les Miserables 2017 cast |
When the new follow spot operator can't seem to find you.
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| The King and I at the London Palladium, 2018 |
When you let rip on stage and just wait for your co-stars to smell it.
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| Original West End cast of Hamilton |
When you're trying to find your cheap friends who could only afford to sit in the Grand Circle.
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| 2017 cast of Aladdin |
When you fancy the leading man and try and get in his eye line at every point.
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| 2018 cast of Strictly Ballroom |
When you're having to go over the same thing for the 9th time because the 3rd cover can't get it right.
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| Matilda, 2017 West End Cast |
When you have to show affection on stage to your fellow cast member but know their personal hygiene habits.
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| 2018 West End cast of Bat Out of Hell |
When you spend £50,000 on drama school only to make your professional debut as Grass.
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| The Lion King, Lyceum Theatre |
When you spot your Ex in row F of the stalls with their new boyfriend.
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| Original West End cast of Strictly Ballroom |
When the confetti cannons go off too early.
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| West End Revival of Annie, 2017 |
When you're in tech and you've written your line changes on all available props.
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| 2018 cast of Mamma Mia in the West End |
When you realise your costume hasn't been washed in the contract break.
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| Rock of Ages UK Tour, 2018 |
